Feathers

I ruffled a few feathers with my last two blog posts about Skydive New Mexico, they treated me even worse, so this time I'm going to pluck a few.

I am an Ambassador for Christ, God making his appeal through me, I implore you on behalf of Christ, be reconciled to God. For our sake, he made him to be sin, who knew no sin, so that through him we might become the Righteousness of God.

2 Corinthians 5:18

You can’t share or display what you don’t have. Tangible or other things like love, honor, time, courage, intelligence, skills, wisdom, things money can’t buy, priceless things.

I’m a Samurai who is going to demonstrate to you what the Righteousness of God can do to save this Dropzone from the death spiral that it’s in. I did Ok when it happened in a BN-2 Islander, I’m jumping ship this time. I have to eliminate as many Demons as I can from my life. I’ve taken all the abuse I can stand from you, it’s time to do something about that, I’m casting out Demons starting with Dave, I want him banned from the Dropzone permanently. Once I get squared up, I won’t spend another dollar at the Club and sure can’t recommend this DZ for anyone to come jump here with the culture as toxic as it is.

I want to start by Honoring Rudy in a couple ways, God bless him for having the tolerance for your bullshit and is still an active member, the man is a Saint for putting up with your shit. I can hardly express how disappointed I am with this Club and what’s become of it during my marriage, I just can’t forgive you for that.

I am paying all of Rudy’s H2OB fees and all of his other jumps for the rest of his life. We will have to figure out how to do that, it’s probally easiest just to add to his account there, I’ll start it with the $200 that’s been on my account for years and replenish it as needed. When Rudi passes, I’ll still replenish it, but only for SOS recurrency jumps or, to keep a geezer current. I expect the club to offer half off gear rental for those jumps, none of them will be done by me, I’m not jumping at SDNM; like all the other jumpers you chased away with your hatred. I also want to commission Adam to make a tribute poster or, calendar with all the Rudyisms and cool pictures of him. I think a wind blade would be a beautiful tribute to him, they could represent him at Dropzones worldwide, maybe the one the taught at in South Africa will buy one. They could encourage gear checks along with his sayings, he would be guiding jumpers down safely, maybe have that DZ’s landing pattern on it. I want to work with Adam on it and buy one for myself to take to the other DZs I’ll be visiting, I would hope the club will want one too. It would be nice to sell a bunch of posters and calendars on the web, it would be fitting for a little of the profit to go into Rudy’s account. I came up with Harvey’s Student of the Year Award, I’m looking to do something like that for Rudy now while he’s still around to enjoy it.

Since there’s $700 in my account, I should get around half that back after I set things up the way I want them. I have a reloadable debit card that I want my refund to go on, I’ll give it to whoever delivers the 3 T-shirts I ordered to me, you don’t have to go very far out of your way, I’m living where Steve Allard died, on the same street as the Airport. I’m using it to establish a recurrency fund as part of my Ministry, to be used at other DZs not at SDNM. I’ll most likely start with myself, but the only thing that card will be used for is to either get or keep Skydivers over Sixty current. I want as many as I can to keep Skydiving and encourage them by buying them jumps. I hope my idea catches on with a lot of other jumpers following my lead. I don’t even have to be at the same DZ as them to do that using the card, assuming manifest will take a payment over the phone. For the last couple years I’ve been saying that I’m going to use my Social Security to fund a CRW Demo Team, my 62ed birthday is in February. Maybe everyone thinks I’m joking; you would think with a dream like that, a DZ would be just slightly more encouraging than you assholes have been to me. If I ever get a 208 Caravan and name it Grace as I hope, I doubt I’ll even operate her out of Belen, you don’t have enough jumpers to support one, you assholes chased them all away.

You can call this a hostile takeover if you like, I don’t care what you call it, you guys have been pretty damned hostile to me, I’m not going to let you get away with that. Dave Reiner is a severe Narcissist, he needs to be Banned from the DZ except for Water Boogie. I blame him for spreading his narcissism on to everyone else, but everybody who's been on the board for the past ten years during the decline of this club should also be gone, they don't know what the hell they're doing. I propose that we get a professional skydiver, someone with a Tandem reading or other ratings like AFF IAD, someone who’s been to at least five dropzones and knows what they're doing and would like a shot at being a DZO. I'm going to advertise this job opening at other Dropzones and see who asks about it. They wouldn't be a DZO, but we can make them a DZA, Advisor; they will have a seat on the board with two votes, one for them and one from me. The plane owners should also be on the board but everybody else who served on the BOD in the past decade fucked the place up too bad to deserve another shot at management. I would like to attract past rating holders and longtime jumpers back to a revamped SDNM to serve on the BOD; once Dave is gone, hopefully they will consider it. You dipshits have driven quite a few out of the sport, I hope it’s not for good and they will enjoy coming back to a DZ without the religion of Narcissism that’s free of Politics, if that’s even achievable these days. The by-laws need to be amended to provide for the DZA position, if they are unwilling to do that, I will file a petition in court to have that position added. I shouldn’t have to sue because I’m not trying to get any money or, damages, any Judge should be able to see what I’m trying to do here; there’s no personal gain in it for me, other than the satisfaction of saving the Dropzone from you incompetent morons. You pissed off the wrong Leprechaun, you will see what I’m about to do with that Pastor who betrayed me, it’s likely he will be losing his job too. At the very least, I’m going to humiliate him so badly that nobody will have to worry about being abused by him again. Those who Dishonored me like they have, are going to pay dearly for it, they aren’t getting away with pulling that shit on me. Just like my marriage, I’ve been as nice and kind as I could have been with you all and was still Dishonored way more than there was any reason for treating me the way I was treated. Karma is a bitch, you dipshits are the least of my worries, like the other Demons, there isn’t a damned thing more that you can do to me that you haven’t already done, I got nothing to lose. Sure you can talk shit about me, I have no doubt that you will, that’s all Demons ever do, but I couldn’t don’t give a shit what anybody thinks of me anymore. I have no secrets and absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, I’m wearing the Armor of God and am ripping Demons to shreds, the VA is my biggest target because of what that Pastor did, you guys are like me stubbing my toe on a rock compared to that Evil.

I'm a generous guy, I pay the rent for a friend in Ohio and am trying to move her here, I didn't have much luck buying houses before, maybe the third time will be a charm. I also have my two Ministries, both are self funded, I haven't asked for donations yet, I'm having difficulty with African Banking. I've made my Nigger in Bujumbura a millionaire in BIF a few times over so far. Do you find that offensive and want to hang a racist label on me now too? Maybe you should contact Leonce Bukuru with the Heavenly Water Ministry and ask him about me first, but you won't bother, go ahead and spew your vile about me, I just said that because I know how you Demons think. Please share this with everybody you know so you can "prove" what an asshole I am, I want lots of people to read this just to find where I used the N word, hopefully they will read the rest of it too. That's how I use Jujitsu in Spiritual Warfare. I'm sure you will tell everyone how I'm trying to ruin the DZ, it's not true, I'm trying to save it from your incompetence without being on the BOD. I'm sure you will talk your shit, other assholes will believe every Lie you say about me, I don't give a shit, it will just discredit you dumbasses that much more making you even more pathetic. You really should have treated me with a little more respect, you will by the time I'm done with you. No more Mister nice guy, I'm on the offensive, I hope you're very offended and hang your heads in shame as you spew your outrage.

It's fun to be offensive to Demons, you are long overdue getting trashed, I don't have to try very hard to make you look like idiots, you do a great job of that all by yourselves.